Witch Doctor Dancer

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: "Voodoo like to dance with me?"

Medical Professor Teaching a Lesson

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ''There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'' After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it. ''Next,'' the professor said, ''you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.''

Why Ask Why

• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?