Profession Jokes

Synthetic Vocal

Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: Battle4Seattle

Frog Leg Ranch

Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

Categories: Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Book Police

Q: Why did the book join the police force?
A: It was already under cover.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Submitted BY: Iain Robinson Bisset