Profession Jokes

New Experience

There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news. "Ohhhh no!!!" the patient wailed, "I'll never be able to experience an erection again!" "Of course you'll still be able to experience erections," replied one surgeon, "only it will have to be someone else's!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Next Please

Q: Why did the actor get fired from the midget porn film?
A: He came up a little short

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Thespian Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Twitter Addict

I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter." He replied, "I don't follow you."

Categories: Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Submitted BY: musichatesyouall