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Locked Out
Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.
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Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
N.I.H. Substitution
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.
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God Invented Lawyers
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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