Profession Jokes

Saxophone

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?
A: Because he had a hor-monica.

Anonymous

Satan and a Lawyer

Q: What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
A: Twins!

Anonymous

Man and Wife at Dentist

A man and wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

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