Profession Jokes

Two Kinds of Lawyers

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Female Cop

A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The cop responds, "Oh, nothing."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Submitted BY: JCMusiq

Long Hours

Q: What kind of doctor is always on call?
A: An Oncologist.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous