Profession Jokes

Athletes Foot

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe!

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Sugar In Urine

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

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Just Practice

Q: What do you call parachuting lawyers?
A: Skeet.

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