On Your Mark

Q: What did the police say about the man shot with a starting pistol?
A: They're convinced it was race related.

Geology Word Plays

If you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, "You breccia!" or "My sediments exactly!" And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old: "That's not gneiss!"

Lawyer and a Leech

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.