Profession Jokes

Easy for you to Say

"I can say prince, pretty, proud, protect..."
"That's gweat doc, now stop being a pwick and hewp me pwease"

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Will It Hurt Doctor?

Patient: (to cosmetic- surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: "Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown".

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Speeding on a Rainy Day

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

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