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Police Strategy
Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.' 'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?'"
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Born on a Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Easy for you to Say
"I can say prince, pretty, proud, protect..."
"That's gweat doc, now stop being a pwick and hewp me pwease"
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