Pervert?

A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you see?" The patient replies, "Two people are having sex in the middle of a circular room." The psychiatrist shows the patient another picture of a square with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you see?" Patient answers, "Two people are having sex in a square room." The psychiatrist shows the patient one more picture of a triangle with a dot outside it and asks, "What do you see now?" Patient replies, "Doctor, are you some kind of pervert?!?"

Single Celled Lawyer

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.

Yo Mama - Seen at Street Corner

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"