Memory Pills

Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?
Patient: What pills?

Professional Acquaintance

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening night of a musical.  A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body. She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going. After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally." Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"

Little Sexy Housewife

The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make an... unusual request. You have to first, promise me you'll keep it a secret." The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man, he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man" The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!" "And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..." "Yes yes!" "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"