Profession Jokes

Knowledge Pills

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Anonymous

Lawyers Like Nuclear Weapons

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched during a debate, they can rarely be recalled. And when they land, they screw up everything forever.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Can You Read This?

A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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