Profession Jokes

Cowboy Die With Boots On

Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Medical Technology Advances

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland. The topic of discussion was the new medical technology from their countries. "In my country," a German doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can perform heart surgery on a person on Monday, and have him back to work in 2 weeks." "That's nothing," a Japanese doctor said. "We can perform an appendectomy on a person on Tuesday, and have him back in work by Saturday."
"That's nothing!" said an American doctor. "We can take an asshole from Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country is out of work the next day!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Heavy Luggage

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed. "No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Flight Attendant Jokes)
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