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Excuse For Speeding
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? Officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."
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Little Prick
I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.
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Little People, Little...
Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."
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