Profession Jokes

Meteorologist & Sex Life

Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman's sex life have in common?
A: They're both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.

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Line Up

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

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Security Systems

Q: What is the best way to sell security systems door to door?
A: If no one is home just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

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