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Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck it out for the doctor, the nurse went, "Aaaaaahhh!!!"
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Public Stock
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"
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Lawyers
A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey... I resent that!"
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
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