Word Play Jokes

Tough Ass

Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.

Anonymous

Neighborhood Watch

My neighbor fills his boat with nets and rods every morning, then goes out to sea.
Something fishy going on there I think

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Church and Bubble Bath

Q: What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bubble bath?
A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Anonymous