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Grasshopper With No Legs
Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!
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Bad Cook
My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.
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Crowded D.C. Bridge
In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.
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