Fun with Flowers

Q: What's better than roses on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Why It Sucks To Be A Penis

1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is smaller than the rest of you.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
8. Your best friend is a pussy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.