Word Play Jokes

Red Is UG's Color

Q: Why is "red" the color of the University of Georgia?
A: Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

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Red Cross Cat

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Trucks And Babies

Q: What do a Kenworth semi-truck and a test tube baby have in common?
A: Neither one's Peterbilt.

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