Word Play Jokes

Vacation

"Just taken my wife to Maine"
"Bangor?"
"None of your fucking business"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Littering

When Jack was born, his mother was charged for littering.

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Ants and Ticks

Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some ticks? 
A: All sorts of antics!

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