Word Play Jokes

Man Eating Lion

Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

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Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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Security K9

Q: What goes tick tick woof woof?
A: A watch dog

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