Word Play Jokes

Why Do Women Have Arms

Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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Learning To Love

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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Post 69

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

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