Two Corpuscles

Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet? They loved in vein!

Traveling Snowmen

Q: How do snowmen travel around?
A: By icicle!

The game of Bridge.

A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.
When asked why had she left her previous employment, she replied, "Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.
Last night they played a game called Bridge and a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got." Another man said, "I've got strength but no length." Another man says to the lady, "Take your hand off my trick!" I could have dropped dead just then, when the lady answered, "You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one raise."  Another lady was talking about protecting her honor. Another lady said, "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."  Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say, "Well, I guess we'll go home now, this is the last rubber"