Word Play Jokes

The Beach

Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea wee-weed!

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White Gerbil Brown Gerbil

Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
A: The white one got away.

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Not Good for You

Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A: You are too little to smoke.

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