Word Play Jokes

Material Witness

I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.

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Why Do Women Have Arms

Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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Post 69

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

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