Word Play Jokes

Frog Lamp

Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.

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Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Polack And Mongoloid

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polack with a Mongoloid?
A: A Polaroid One-Step.

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