Word Play Jokes

Found At Gyms and Bars

Q: What can a woman find at both gyms and single's bars?
A: Dumbbells.

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Motorola Buys Out Enron

I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it... Moron!

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Cheap Room

Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

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