Word Play Jokes

Circus Crash

Sad news. Two clown cars have been involved in a head on collision.
1386 clowns are feared dead.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mountain Climber

Q: When should a mountain climber not call for help?
A: When he's hanging by his teeth.

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Anonymous

Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.

Submitted BY: wthreye