Lesbian Depression

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

Roving Eyes

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.