Word Play Jokes

Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes)
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