Word Play Jokes

How a Blonde Spells Farm

Q: How does a blonde spell "farm?"
A: E-I-E-I-O!!

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Blondes in a Box

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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Mr. Richman's Three Daughters

Mr. Richman has three daughters. their names are nobody, somebody and crazy. One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazy went to the policeman and she said "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" The policeman looked at her then said "What are you talking about?" Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" Then the policeman said "What? are you? Crazy?" Then she said "Yes but how did you know my name?"

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