Word Play Jokes

A Flute's Perfect Pitch

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Flowers & Instruments

Q: What's better than roses in your piano?
A: Tulips in your organ!

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: lockxley

Grandma's Birthday

Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday? 
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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