Word Play Jokes

Darth Vader Christmas

Darth Vader: "Luke!" <mechanical breathing> "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke: "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "Yes, Luke. I have felt your presents."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Writes Mysteries

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
A: She has a checkbook.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Farts Go Honda

A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist."
The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an abscessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Abscess makes the farts go Honda!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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