Word Play Jokes

Newt Coming Out

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"

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Plumber Booty Call

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

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Pharmacist Booty Call

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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