Word Play Jokes

See Saw

Q: What did Tennessee?

A: What Arkansa!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes)
Anonymous

Chicken And Waffles

Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because he saw a Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles.
 

Categories: Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

A Final Exam

Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter "A" for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed.
The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. "Is everything okay?" "Sure," I said, "why? "Well, here's your test," he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"
Knowing that there was nothing I could do at this point, I said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student."

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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