Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock Cicero

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cicero!
Cicero who?
Cicero the boat ashore!

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Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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Telegram Dogs

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

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