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Egg Beaters
Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
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Collie Report
At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"
"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.
"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
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Undercover
Q: Why do mummies make great spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
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