Word Play Jokes

Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

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Stones Stop Moths

Q: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
A: Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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Jog-raphy

Q: What is a runner's favorite subject in school?
A: Jog-raphy!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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