Word Play Jokes

Mr. Green Pea

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence.

Categories: Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Astronaut Pickup Line

I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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An Incredible Inventor

He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn't find a single phone boot. 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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