Word Play Jokes

Referee in Football

Q: If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
A: Cornflakes!

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Turtle Got Mugged

A turtle that was crossing the street was mugged one day. The policemen came to help and asked him what happened. He replied, "I am not sure, it happened too fast."

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Geek Booty Call

The thoughts I'm having about you are rated M for Mature.

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