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Word Play Jokes - LSD Jokes
Wrong Pills
A young man walks up to his granny and asks her, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They're marked LSD." She replies, "Forget the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"
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LSD Cocktail
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
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Drug Events
Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.
Categories:
Drug Jokes
(Crack Jokes)
, Drug Jokes
(Cocaine Jokes)
, Drug Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips
