Word Play Jokes - LSD Jokes

LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

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Wrong Pills

A young man walks up to his granny and asks her, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They're marked LSD." She replies, "Forget the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"

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Matzo Ball & LSD

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.

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