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The Neighbor Needs a Vase

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said "my god you look so depressed." The neighbor said " you bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me...six dozen roses. Now you know what that means  I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread." " Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"

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Geek Booty Call - Sniffer

My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

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Sex in the Car

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

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