Word Play Jokes

Dogs and Women

Q: What do dogs and women have in common?
A: They both like 12-inch bones.

Anonymous

Roxanne Needs Help

Been drawing circles around pictures of Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers for a woman across the street who has just had her home burglarized. 
No idea how asking me to ring The Police is going to help her.

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Parrot Food

Q: What do parrots eat?
A: Polyfilla!

Anonymous