Perot Corn

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies, "No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are tremendous!"

Green And Jumpy

Q: What is green and jumps from bed to bed?
A: A prostitoad.

Grizzly And Harp

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!