Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Ali

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali
Ali who?
Alligator, that's who!

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The Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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Dictionary Spelling

How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t" That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelled it!"

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