Word Play Jokes

Daughter's Eighteenth Birthday

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes)
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Anonymous

Man with No Legs

A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him ''I bet you've never been hugged before.'' The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, ''I bet you've never been kissed before.'' The legless man shakes his head again. Then the third blonde says, ''I bet you've never been fucked before.'' The legless man says, "No." The third blonde replies, ''Well you are now because the tide is coming in!'''

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Gourmet Booty Call - Temperature

Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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