Christmas Wine

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts!"

Rubber Broke

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was soo scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week." "What happened?!" Says her intrigued friend. "I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss."

The Aged Patient's Lowered Sex Drive

The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."