Word Play Jokes

Government Competition

Q: What's the REAL reason the government jails people for theft
A: They don't want any competition.

Anonymous

Jock Pickup Line

Hey babe, is your goalmouth open? High five!

Anonymous

Bush Coded from Saddam

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton. He suggested turning the message upside down ...

Anonymous