Word Play Jokes

Pain in the Neck

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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Something to Celebrate

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what that means?
You Matter.

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Monica's Cheeks

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

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