Word Play Jokes

Nerd In Suspense

Q: How can I keep a major nerd in suspense for 24 hours?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Anger Management

The devil is never angry.
Hell hath no fury.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Plumber Knowledge

Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.

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