Word Play Jokes

Bad Taste

Q: Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?
A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Naughty Bee

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Beautiful Body

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Word Play Jokes
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