Word Play Jokes

No Milk

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Multi-Level Crime

Q: Have you heard about the crime in multi-story parking decks?
A: It's just wrong on so many levels.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Delivers Puppies

Q: Who delivers puppies when the Vet isn't available?
A: The mid woof.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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